character - Miller

character - Dai Williams

character - Self (Narrator)

character - Superintendent Roberts

character - Paulie

character - Dave Simms

character - John Cooper

character - Narrator

character - Groad

character - Dougie

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Charles

character - Sagot

character - Terry

character - Paul Fox

character - Jimbo

character - Tony Lefevre

character - Self

character - Senor Big

character - Collins

character - Robbie Griffiths

character - Nicholas Mason

character - Victor

character - Peter Smith

character - Spoken Quotations (voice)

character - Minto

character - Pew

character - Neil Jenkins

character - D.I. Hale

character - D.I. Hale

character - Richard Moat

character - Danny Dixon

character - Martin

character - Self - Presenter / Narrator

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Richard Mansfield

character - Jack

character - Self - Presenter

character - Sir James Corson

character - Norman

character - Himself

character - Sheriff of Nottingham

character - Self

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Pontius Pilate

character - L'homme de la piscine

character - Irving Berlin

character - Himself

character - Tony Whitman

character - Diaz

character - Repo Man

character - Major General Colin Gubbins

character - Adam

character - Lou

character - Self

character - Roger Ames

character - George (Age 9)

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Trevor

character - Mr. Marlish

character - James Napeworth

character - David

character - Vagitus Aspiration

character - Successful Fella (video 'Country House')

character - Dave 'Mouse Ear' Smith

character - Vinnie

character - Dr Jones

character - Jessica's Husband

character - Jack Denby

character - Ken

character - Slick Sloan

character - Dr. William Palmer

character - Dexter

character - Self

character - Milkman

character - Byron Flitch

character - Emrys

character - Harry Marx

character - Carceriere

character - Gordon Shoals

character - Shelley

character - Dealer

character - Marcus

character - Mike

character - Presenter

character - Brady

character - Hugo

character - Jonas Chuzzlewit

character - John

character - Jeff Wagland

character - Lenny

character - Gilmour

character - Quentin

character - Dave Basker

character - Jack Doyle

character - Game Show Host

character - French Maid

character - Ghenghis

character - Martin Aimless

character - Bonehead/Gourmet Detective

character - Pepi the Poisoner

character - Roy Brush

character - Foreign Secretary

character - Davy

character - Ass. Ludwig

character - Jackson Pace

character - Green Party Leader

character - Southgate

character - Lenny Bexley

character - Mason/Gondolier

character - Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

character - Self

character - Det. Supt. Alan Horsefell

character - Kevin

character - Self

character - Thompson

character - Kevin

character - Patrick

character - Film Exec/Camp Actor 2/Celebrity

character - James Hammett

character - John Peter Barrie

character - Wong

character - Bonehead

character - Kay's Husband

character - Gino

character - Mr Bastardos

character - Brian Epstein

character - Pestilence

character - Mike - Stockroom

character - Wong

character - Brian Epstein

character - Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard

character - Gino

character - Bonehead

character - Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity

character - Patrick

character - Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

character - Kevin

character - Mason/Gondolier

character - Roy Brush

character - Foreign Secretary

character - Martin Aimless

character - Green Leader

character - Ghenghis

character - Bonehead/Gourmet Detective

character - French Maid

character - Heckler

character - Self

character - Self - Host

character - Keithski