character - Humpty Dumpty (voice)

character - Gnat

character - Preacher

character - Bergman

character - Dr. Farrington

character - Self

character - Mayor Otis Harper Jr.

character - Mayor Otis Harper, Jr.

character - Ghost (voice)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Captain Taylor

character - Hallway Man

character - The President of the U.S.

character - The Professor

character - Harrison Harper

character - Drunk

character - Self

character - Self

character - Father Mouse (voice)

character - Dingo

character - Albert Berry

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Cameo

character - Henry Terkel

character - Francis Clover

character - Self - Comedian

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Co-Host

character - Marshall "Mickey" Briggs

character - Self

character - Horace Best

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Self - Comedian

character - George "Hotsy" Hamilton

character - Host

character - Eddie Miller

character - Elroy Morgan

character - Dr. Ben Cagey

character - Tooloose Latrec

character - Mr. Winkle

character - Dr. Stroodel

character - Richard Cornwall III

character - George Goodbody

character - Self / Christopher Columbus

character - Self / Egbert the Amnesiac

character - Self / Horace the Henpecked Husband

character - Self / Alexander Ragtime / Jed Dinglejumper

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Mystery Guest

character - Self

character - Self