character - Sal Saperstein

character - Light (voice)

character - Self

character - Rick Klingman

character - Jeb Magruder

character - Various Characters

character - Self

character - Martin

character - Brett

character - Landon Payne

character - Mark (voice)

character - Mr. Davies

character - Himself

character - Richard Belt

character - Self - Contestant

character - Staten Island

character - Mike 'Meathead' Stivic

character - Wayne Edwards (voice)

character - Self

character - Mike "Meathead" Stivic

character - Mike

character - Lex Luthor (voice)

character - Daniel Tennant

character - Self - Guest

character - Chris

character - Self

character - Hunter

character - Pollard

character - Angelo Lano

character - Degrasso

character - Jeffrey Middleton

character - Ike Barinholtz

character - Self

character - Miscellaneous Storks (voice)

character - Keith Griggs

character - Self - Panelist

character - Tiny (voice)

character - Jimmy

character - James

character - Director

character - Jimmy Blevins

character - Self

character - Self

character - Gintars Irbe

character - Muscleman (voice)

character - Lightning Mike

character - August Spies

character - Telly

character - Morgan Tookers

character - Bobby White (uncredited)

character - David

character - Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti

character - Frank Gibiatti

character - Self - Guest

character - Lomax

character - Ivan Dochenko

character - Peter Principato

character - Wolf / Javier Bardem Look-A-Like / Police Officer / Hellboy / Batman / Beowulf / Prince Caspian

character - Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet

character - Dave Armstrong

character - Joe

character - Daryl

character - (voice)

character - Self

character - Niles Benson

character - Shimon

character - Dane Cook (voice)

character - Various

character - Wayne the Grip (voice)