character - M.C.

character - Self - Guest

character - Bandit

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - Cabin Owner

character - Wilson Gromling

character - The Lovemaster

character - Narrator

character - Father Charles

character - Mr. Pressman

character - Self - Panelist

character - Stuart Bittenbinder

character - Self

character - Artsy Teacher

character - Craig

character - Self

character - Harry

character - Jack Nickalus Voice-over

character - Jeff

character - T.J. Nash

character - Louis

character - Ferguson

character - Brian Clayborn

character - Evan (uncredited)