character - Mr. Spencer

character - Isaac Begelman

character - Self

character - Conrad Black

character - Narrator

character - Vincent Madigan

character - Mr. Cameron - Jess's father

character - Sheena's Date

character - Paul Jurgenson

character - Bob Cratchitt

character - Male Dog Owner #2

character - Detective Smythe

character - Green

character - Byron

character - Andy

character - Anderson

character - Bernie

character - Businessman

character - Uncle Kurt

character - Nick

character - Capt. Aubrey Bruxton

character - Arnie Dogan

character - Peter Hamm

character - Dr. John Burgys

character - Edgar

character - Ken

character - Dancer

character - Doc MacNooder

character - Rob Diamond

character - Luke

character - Phillip

character - Greg Turner