character - Todd Clint

character - Witness

character - Denny

character - Microverse Mayor (voice)

character - Teenage Captain Kirk

character - Ned, Enemy Baker

character - UTL Commissioner

character - Mr. Conley

character - Principal

character - Mr. Hasik

character - Denny

character - Commander Stryker

character - Brian

character - Commander Walcott

character - Mark Matt

character - Ticket Vendor

character - Bruce

character - Producer Mike (voice)

character - Snooty Historian

character - Chief

character - Oliver Dixon

character - Oliver Dixon (archive footage)

character - Therapist / Agent Pedone (voice)

character - Xavier Peretti

character - Himself

character - Officer Collins

character - Master Altimus Valdemont

character - Cabbie

character - Mike

character - Bruce White

character - Albert Eberts

character - Pervy Earth Science Teacher (uncredited)

character - Albert Eberts

character - Ted

character - Consultant