character - (voice)

character - Bald Guy (voice)

character - Police Captain Entenille

character - Self

character - (voice)

character - Bill

character - Universe Simulator (voice)

character - Bill Yum

character - Mr. Grayson

character - Albert Einstein (voice)

character - Bill

character - Jim Jeffords (voice)

character - Flappy Jackson (voice)

character - Enchanted Forest Ranger (voice)

character - Chief McGrath

character - Principal Gene Vagina (voice)

character - Principal Gene Vagina / Plutocrat's Friend (voice)

character - Principal Gene Vagina / Mr. Booby Buyer (voice)

character - Principal Gene Vagina / Newscaster / Davin (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Scary Glenn (voice)

character - Mulvahill

character - Joe Napoli

character - Booker Bell

character - Frida Waterfall / Hutch Waterfall / The Encyclopod (voice)

character - Nets Coach

character - Dick Green

character - (voice)

character - Bo Best

character - I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. / Chechnyan Terrorist (voice)

character - Mr. Huffman

character - Free Waterfall Junior (voice)

character - Jewel Crawford (voice)

character - Epperson (voice)

character - Commander (voice)

character - Chairman / Pete / Dr. Wallis (voice)

character - Big Jim / City Inspector (voice)

character - Rent-a-Cop / Big Tex (voice)

character - Burl Arlington / Harv Judd / Roddy Rae Biffel (voice)

character - Tom Chick / TV Announcer / Fireman Gennaro (voice)

character - Big Willie Lane / Bear (voice)

character - Coach Sauers (voice)

character - Announcer / Coach Palmer / Salesman (voice)

character - Big Jim (voice)

character - Roddy Rae Biffel (voice)

character - Roger (voice)

character - Dr. Schiff / Tom Chick (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Lawyer (voice) (uncredited)

character - Guard / Police Officer #1 / Gordon (voice)

character - Greta / Little John (voice) (uncredited)