character - (voice)

character - Bush Guy (voice)

character - Himself

character - Mike Burcho

character - Larry

character - Bjork

character - Jim Brady Jr / Officer James Brady

character - Rick

character - Self - Host

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Kelly

character - Leon Trotsky

character - Richard

character - Anthony

character - Dougie

character - Alien Leader (voice)

character - Self

character - Detective Holderton

character - Edwin Stanton

character - Hooch the Mooch

character - Richard Uptill

character - Sheriff

character - Club Owner

character - Martin Fuller

character - Abraham Lincoln (Tour Guide)

character - Rick

character - Greg (voice)

character - Crazy Michael

character - Building Inspector General

character - Matt

character - Jerry

character - Blake

character - Guy in Crowd

character - Crazy Ira

character - Dr. Adair

character - Circus Clown

character - Hippie / Anton / Judge / Council Prez / Emcee / Fancy Rich Lady

character - Pawn Shop Owner

character - Courtney Frenchip

character - Dave

character - Ray

character - himself

character - Market Research Guy

character - Claypool

character - Jim

character - Metallica Defendant / L. Ron Hubbard (voice)

character - Vendor

character - Scout who goes in

character - Captain Miller

character - Brad Cooley

character - Party Guest

character - Adair

character - Man Who Throws Beard In Water

character - Mr. Potter (voice)

character - The Director

character - Coffee Guy

character - David

character - Orlando