character - High School Teacher

character - Roger

character - KYWW Sound Guy

character - Gavin

character - Panicked Dad

character - Tom Hardass

character - Maxwell Reuther

character - Brad

character - Bill

character - Publishing Executive

character - Professor Wilkes

character - Customer

character - Deli Worker

character - Connor

character - Bartender

character - Coffee Cart Guy

character - Witness

character - Male Customer

character - Stevie

character - Man

character - Student

character - Man With Glasses

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Hotel Desk Clerk

character - Customer #2