character - Buck Buckley

character - Nick

character - Santa Claus

character - Willy Wanker

character - Chuck

character - Bubba

character - Cornelius

character - Dook the Chainsaw Clown

character - Barback

character - Zombie

character - Dean

character - John Quaid

character - Boom Guy

character - Homeless Man

character - The Prophet

character - Uncle Kris

character - Redneck Hockey Fan (uncredited)

character - Blaine Winthorpe

character - Pipe Wrench Zombie

character - John Squires

character - Self

character - The Man in the Bedroom

character - Derek

character - Angry Nosey Neighbor

character - Wes

character - Chuck