character - Self

character - Self

character - Referee Pete

character - Self

character - Stu

character - Lars

character - Vampire Doctor

character - Chip Dave

character - Carl Rohmer

character - Dr. Saul Antro

character - Self

character - Hayes Greenberg

character - Self

character - Stu

character - Himself

character - Ned

character - Norman

character - Mickey

character - Self

character - Principal Frazier

character - Eli

character - Father

character - Comedy & Magic Manager

character - Dr. Reed

character - Blind Man

character - Mr. Kaminsky

character - Fantasy Baseball Guy

character - Airport Attendant

character - Stu Simmons

character - Redneck

character - Smart Tech Customer

character - Mr. Sanderson

character - (voice)

character - Q-Ball Curtis

character - Patient

character - Bathroom Guy

character - Officer Dave

character - Whiskey Sour Man (uncredited)

character - Ronnie the Rooster

character - Glen Federman

character - Paramedic

character - Admissions Guy

character - Self

character - Allan

character - Dean Weinstock

character - Doc

character - Tully

character - Policeman Dave

character - Sea Lions (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Randy Stark

character - Wayne Federman

character - Assistant

character - Wiseass

character - The Messenger

character - Doctor

character - Wayne

character - Paul

character - A

character - Floor Manager