character - Dan Killian

character - Self

character - Self

character - Narrator

character - Moke Munger

character - Gurney Halleck

character - John O’Shei

character - Narrator

character - Royal Abbott

character - Gurney Halleck

character - Uncle Beck

character - Thanos (voice)

character - Thanos (archive footage) (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Thanos

character - Cable

character - Matt Graver

character - Cable

character - Thanos

character - Buck Ferguson

character - Eric Marsh

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Eddie Mannix

character - Matt Graver

character - Beck Weathers

character - Self

character - Self

character - Thanos (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Lt. Det. Christian F. "Bigfoot" Bjornsen

character - Dwight

character - Thanos (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Frank

character - Joe Doucett

character - Self - Narrator

character - John O'Mara

character - Self

character - Self - Narrator

character - Narrator

character - Young Agent K

character - Self

character - Self

character - Terrance Danfield

character - Tom Chaney

character - Self

character - Various (archive footage)

character - Roy

character - Bretton James

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Jonah Hex

character - Self

character - Nick Chapel

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Bar Guy (archive footage)

character - Dan White

character - George W. Bush

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Detective Trupo

character - (segment "World cinema")

character - Chief Buchwald

character - Llewelyn Moss

character - Dr. William Block

character - Block (segment "Planet Terror")

character - Self

character - Tarlow

character - Bates

character - Jedediah Smith

character - Greg

character - Self

character - Self

character - Gary

character - Bill Sterling

character - Dave Lockhart

character - Self

character - Duster

character - Matthew Kensington

character - Hal Carter

character - Tennel

character - Bryce

character - Billy Waites

character - Pete

character - Josh

character - Self

character - James Gallman

character - Keith DeBruler

character - Tony Kent

character - Danny

character - Jack Pierce

character - Tom

character - Jack Passion

character - Wild Bill Hickok

character - Glenn Shrevelow

character - Self - Guest

character - Johnny Betts

character - Taylor Rolator

character - Boise

character - Corey Webster

character - Brand Walsh

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Host

character - Sidekick

character - Space Nazi

character - Self

character - Father Frank

character - Bangley