character - Professor Gibb

character - Ranger Rodman

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Stanford Coach

character - Dr. Chandler

character - Richard Nixon

character - Chief Kip Caldwell

character - Pirate Adam Crampton

character - Assistant S.A.I.C. Tanner

character - Dr. Porter Davidson

character - Fred Holland

character - Handler

character - Bart

character - Bill Carpenter

character - Primatech Agent

character - Handsome Man

character - Co-Pilot

character - Lawyer

character - Trainer

character - Dr. David Griffith

character - Harvey Greenblatt

character - Banker (1983)

character - FBI Agent

character - Sean

character - (segment "Airtime")

character - Police Officer

character - Robert

character - Prison Guard

character - Joe Bender (segment "Get Your Kicks at Motel 66")

character - Frank

character - Connor

character - Tony

character - Desk Cop #2

character - Jim

character - Tyson Keen

character - Lewis

character - Uniformed Cop #2

character - P. A.

character - Rookie Cop

character - Derrick

character - Jack