character - Fritz

character - Bathroom Guy

character - Expert

character - Jonathan Broadbent

character - Troy

character - Funeral Director

character - Judge Timothy Wright

character - Tour Guide

character - Frank Dempster

character - Customer

character - Abe

character - Emcee

character - Greg

character - Self

character - Dr. Foster

character - Dr. Duque

character - Financial Aid Advisor

character - DCJS Rep

character - Chuck Howley

character - Super

character - Dr. Dean Kern

character - Photographer

character - Charlie

character - Himself - Narrator (voice)