character - Larry Jones

character - George Burnish

character - Joe

character - Bart Benson

character - Mike Russo

character - General Hardwick

character - Pat

character - Owner

character - Second Owner

character - Gary Shaw

character - Anchorman

character - Mia's Dad

character - Dean Stoller

character - Kurt Hovorka

character - Glenn Furgiolio

character - Lane Taylor

character - Richard Connor

character - Dave / Keith

character - Neal Stevens

character - Jonathan Taylor

character - University Stuntman

character - Sheriff

character - Fan #1

character - Warren Holt

character - Brad

character - Additional Cast (segment "Stakeout")

character - Charlie

character - John

character - Tom Mueller

character - Anchorman

character - Jonathan

character - Mr Harrison

character - Private Investigator (segment "Fall Guy")

character - Paul

character - Executive

character - Fantasy Man

character - Phil Trask

character - Father Reyes