character - Malcolm

character - Announcer (voice)

character - Attending Cop

character - Tony

character - Officer Young

character - Mattress King

character - Roone Arledge

character - Homeowner

character - Dustin

character - Coach Gill

character - Bruce Kaczander

character - Dave

character - Don

character - Coach Urkhart

character - Jimmy

character - Leland Candoli

character - Ben

character - Stanley

character - Larry Seaver

character - Clark

character - Ryan

character - Bob

character - Randy

character - Co-Worker #1

character - Pete

character - Rodney Spence

character - Guest

character - Gilbert's Father

character - Tom Tamina

character - Car Customer #1

character - Cop

character - Security Guard

character - Reporter

character - Milkman

character - Newspaper Boy

character - Maintenance Guy

character - Workman

character - Guy

character - Janitor

character - Jerry the bowler

character - Another Scientist

character - Coworker #1