character - Barnacles (voice)

character - Speaker at The House of Commons

character - Miner #1

character - Coroner

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - Captain Barnacles (voice)

character - Bruno Bear (voice)

character - Captain Barnacles (Voice)

character - Captain Barnacles (Voice)

character - Colin (voice)

character - Twins (voice)

character - Vox Pop Peter

character - Self (voice)

character - David

character - Eemak / Thongo / Additional Voice (voice)

character - Himself

character - Twins

character - Captain Barnacles

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - Terry

character - Twins (voice)

character - Brian Blessed / Augustus / Mark Williams / Arthur Weasley / Ruddy Rory Redface / Nick Hewer / Gregg Wallace / Dara Ó Rea / Various

character - Nigel Trescott

character - Michael

character - Announcer

character - Mère Hen / M. Rat / Oncle Edmund / Lionel (voice)

character - DCI Stevens

character - Pythagasaurus

character - Quiz Host

character - Self

character - Priest

character - Twins

character - Self

character - Various

character - The Caretaker

character - Ian Farringdon

character - Neville

character - Prince Charming (voice)

character - Malcolm 'Rabies' Jessop

character - Sister Marie (voice)

character - Mr. Skinner

character - Self

character - Chauffeur

character - Commissionaire

character - VDK

character - Roy from Caistor-St-Edmonds (voice)

character - Father in Church

character - Business Man (segment "Mouth")

character - Michael

character - TV Reporter

character - Officer

character - Police Officer