character - Phil Dunphy

character - Jack (voice)

character - Narrator

character - Pietro

character - Self

character - Bailey (voice)

character - Henry Gardner (voice)

character - Ty

character - Bailey (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Rich

character - Jean Pierre Napoleon

character - Mr. Peabody (voice)

character - Bob Pickler

character - Frank Whitman

character - Self

character - Self

character - Big Jack (voice)

character - Colonel Hans Muller

character - Nazi Commander

character - Paul McVee

character - Fred

character - Phil Dunphy

character - Professor Sorenson

character - Self - Guest

character - Parker (voice)

character - Leonard

character - Connor

character - Gary Crezyzewski

character - Douglas Schiff

character - Man in Red

character - Allan Arbus

character - Emile

character - Other Aaron

character - Dr. Oliver Barnes

character - Enrique Colon

character - Steve

character - Himself

character - TSgt. Timothy Wilkinson

character - Colonel Flemming

character - Tom Starks

character - Alan Messinger

character - Paul Donatelli

character - Herman Capshaw