character - Paulie

character - Self

character - Mike Sweazy

character - Winston Churchill

character - Dr. Dwayne Sotter

character - Mr. Biggles (voice)

character - John Kennel (voice)

character - Bill

character - Paul Jenkins

character - Professor Sharpe

character - Officer Rodney

character - Videographer

character - Security Guy

character - Uncle Marty

character - Mr. Detweiller (voice)

character - Red

character - 'Whistling' John Shaw

character - Harry

character - Benny Finch

character - Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)

character - Mailman

character - Attorney Conlin Barker

character - Andy Portico

character - Ed

character - Bob Porter

character - Lenny

character - Sales Guy

character - Drunk (Solly's Diner)

character - Plant Owner

character - Pointing Guy

character - Deputy Zajac

character - Coach Kluge (voice)

character - Ross Feinman

character - Dr. Bernstein

character - Loquar

character - Councilman Peters

character - Beany

character - Santa Claus

character - Paul Krapence

character - Ted

character - Harrison Leeworth

character - Cook

character - Smith

character - Mort the Guard

character - Beany

character - Howard the Florist / News Reporter #2 (voice)

character - Percy

character - Mr. Michaels

character - Mr. Seeger

character - Grimsdyke

character - Stu

character - Witness

character - Leonard Smith

character - Ben Woods

character - Dennis Taylor

character - Pete

character - Preacher

character - Preacher

character - Arthur Nivingston

character - Various

character - Hotel Desk Clerk

character - T. V. Commentator

character - Marvin Shriver

character - Bill

character - Various

character - Walter Gibbs

character - Dr. Schroder

character - Man in Ticket Line

character - Paul

character - Paul Krapence

character - Gregg

character - Tom

character - Abbey

character - Rob

character - Danny

character - Drunk

character - Improvisation Group

character - Tommy

character - Guerilla Theatre Troupe