character - George Bauers

character - Kyle

character - The Bearded Man

character - Wheatly

character - Hunter

character - Journalist

character - Jamie

character - Kyle Smith

character - News Broadcaster (voice)

character - Phil the Landlord

character - Freddy

character - Keller

character - Middle Brook Police Officer #1

character - Pierre

character - Manager

character - Principal

character - Pickup Truck Guy

character - Doctor At Rail Terminal

character - Dyson

character - Intake Officer

character - Carl

character - Leo Taylor

character - King Pin Mike

character - Cousin Ozzy

character - Young Man

character - Group Member

character - Stage Manager

character - Brian

character - Craig

character - Jeff 'Dumpy' Kowalka

character - Smiling Guy

character - Robber

character - Cougher

character - CIA Doctor (uncredited)

character - Tim

character - Alternate Santa

character - Railway Boss

character - Detective Babcock