character - Poem 2

character - Himself

character - Pizza Shop Owner

character - Mr. Thomas

character - Reporter Mel Tambor (voice)

character - Dick the Elf

character - Footcandle

character - Eddie

character - Midget Prisoner

character - Lavalle

character - Elf

character - Bobby Barry

character - Stan

character - Piñata

character - Benson

character - Kevin

character - The Little Man

character - The Mole

character - Jimmy

character - Larry

character - Powell

character - Animatronics Bear Cub

character - Oscar

character - General Stratton

character - Baby Baloo (uncredited)

character - Sponsor

character - Q-Three

character - Ben

character - Tasha

character - The Doll (uncredited)

character - Station

character - Ned / Farmer

character - Bob Littleton

character - Hooded Dwarf (uncredited)

character - Dink

character - Howard T. Duck