character - Samantha

character - Narrator / Peaseblossom / Flute

character - Zoe

character - Jasmine

character - Vanessa

character - Assistant

character - Hardbody

character - Self

character - Waitress

character - Janice

character - Megan Renolds

character - Aquinas Cheerleader

character - Lusty Lisa

character - Closing Bartender

character - Ebony Adkins