character - Michael

character - Richard Pritchard

character - Herbert (voice)

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Dan (voice)

character - Coleman

character - Teddy

character - Teddy McLean

character - David Hennessey

character - Hamish

character - Hamish Osborne

character - Self - Contestant

character - Eddie Scott

character - Cliff

character - Malcolm

character - Tony

character - Callum

character - Astronaut (voice)

character - Howard McGregor

character - Gary McLintoch

character - Randy