character - Narrator

character - Floor Boss

character - Ritual Leader

character - Faris Bandak

character - Messi (voice)

character - Leo

character - Antonio Blair

character - Abner

character - George

character - LAFD Liaison Bill Jenks

character - Jerry

character - Arthur

character - McTeer

character - Vinny

character - Uri

character - Lieutenant John Clark Ely / Private William Wendt (voice) (as Matt Jayson)

character - Charlie

character - Carlos

character - Lars Owens

character - (voice)

character - Driton Abazi

character - EMT

character - Leo the Paparazzo

character - Handsome Cool Guy