character - Kermit the Frog

character - Evan Cubbler

character - Uncle Rick

character - Bruce Marcus

character - Arthur Page

character - Dr. Leland Mason

character - Professor Carlisle (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Gunnar

character - Self

character - Wallace Faulkner

character - Alan Strong

character - Dr. Girard

character - Police Officer Bailey

character - Robinson

character - Syvek (voice)

character - Sickbay Attendant 1 (voice)

character - Dr. Roman

character - Agent Trout (voice)

character - Alec

character - Anton (voice)

character - Chris Wallace

character - Jeff

character - Lloyd

character - Josh Randall

character - Aubrey Duncan/Doctor/Patient 2

character - Vice Principal Kelly

character - Principal Bentley

character - Mark

character - Bradford Buzzard (voice)

character - Bradford Buzzard / Bentley Buzzard / Buford Buzzard (voice)

character - Gary

character - Steve Woodward

character - Shawn

character - Marble

character - Agent James

character - Father Daddy

character - Dickie Chambers

character - John

character - Kermit Biggs

character - Jerry Trask

character - Sparks Nevada

character - Henry DeVore

character - Ken

character - Judge

character - David Cooper

character - Therapist

character - Dr. Murphy

character - Lawyer

character - Herb Buffington

character - Harold

character - Kevin Cozner

character - Mr. Keenan

character - Tripp Bailey

character - President John Wolfman (voice)

character - Director

character - Eli

character - Fishmonger

character - Dr. Hart

character - Ian

character - Dry Sac Customer

character - Mr. Rappaport

character - Professor Danzinger

character - Tad

character - Commander, US Central Command

character - Trevor Nelsson

character - Sheldon Gates

character - ICE Agent (voice)

character - Executive (voice)

character - Chernobyl Plant Worker (voice)

character - Storage Auctioneer

character - The Store Clerk

character - Justin Brown

character - Himself (Co-Host)