character - Lucian

character - Antelope (voice)

character - Nicholas

character - Nicholas

character - Phillip

character - Henrik / Elf Reporter / Polish Coach / Reindeer 3 / Crowd Member 2 (voice)

character - Dharma the Parrot (voice)

character - Guardian Jeremiah

character - Kazimir (voice)

character - 50s Husband

character - Corporal Ralph Craig

character - Improviser #1

character - Carlin Caterpillar

character - Eli Goss

character - Self