character - Self

character - Reverend Thornhill

character - Paranoid Man

character - Gene O'Reilly

character - Rudy (voice)

character - Sebastian Melmoth

character - Santa

character - Reverend Lipton

character - Mr. Iddle

character - Ambulance Attendant

character - Convention Speaker

character - Jesus Freak

character - Dolores' Husband

character - Laughing Psychiatrist

character - YMCA Clerk

character - The Waiter

character - Davis

character - Priest