character - Lennie Pike (archive footage)

character - Papa Smurf (voice)

character - Self

character - Papa Smurf (voice)

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Self

character - Thomas the Studio Tour Guide

character - Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved Ones (archive footage)

character - Wally

character - Self

character - Uncle Bill

character - Santa

character - Q.T. Marlens

character - Self

character - The President

character - Whoppa Chopper Pilot / Ohio Cop with Bullhorn / Jeb

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Self - Roaster (archive footage)

character - Dr. Eisenbart (voice)

character - Charlie Compass (voice)

character - Wainwright Barth

character - Gobo The Grizzled Man

character - Ranger Mortimer (voice)

character - Dogs / Worker #1 (voice)

character - The Thief (voice)

character - Stinkbomb D. Basset (voice)

character - Narrator (Voice)

character - Cinematographer

character - Wade Pig / Superman (voice)

character - The Owl (voice)

character - Gunny Davis

character - Self

character - Eco the Clown (voice)

character - Stanley (voice)

character - Wade Pig (voice)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Ralph

character - Self

character - Grandpa Smurf (voice)

character - Self

character - Tweedledee/Tweedledum

character - W.D. Westmoreland

character - Self

character - Self

character - Tyler

character - Self

character - Humpty Dumpty

character - Bigelow (voice)

character - Wishing Well (voice)

character - Emerson Foosnagel III

character - Self

character - Mr. Puckett (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Prof. Albert Paradine II

character - Porky Pine / Molester Mole / Wiley Catt (voice)

character - Self

character - H.S. / Harvey Tilson

character - Self

character - Dave McConnell

character - Mearth

character - Self

character - Al Capone

character - Self - Special Guest Star

character - Self

character - Jonathan Winters / Maude Frickert (voice)

character - Self

character - English Tour Guide / Tourist #1 / Little Boy Tourist / Texas Tourist

character - Self

character - Self

character - General Billy Joe Hallson

character - Jeremiah 'Jerry' Klay

character - Self

character - Self - Host

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Jasper's Mother

character - Dad / Narrator

character - Self - Cameo

character - Professor Klobb

character - Norman Jones

character - Wilbur Glenworthy / Harry Glenworthy

character - The Giant (voice)

character - Lennie Pike

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Co-Host

character - James Howard "Fats" Brown

character - General Nikidik

character - Self

character - Self - Guest Host

character - Self

character - Self - Comedian

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Mystery Guest

character - Self - Panelist