character - Self

character - Lawrence Fletcher (voice)

character - Mr. Russell

character - Self

character - Narrator

character - Lawrence (voice)

character - Lawrence Fletcher (voice)

character - Lawrence Fletcher / Additional Voices (voice)

character - Lawrence Fletcher (voice)

character - Lawrence Fletcher (voice)

character - Lawrence Fletcher (voice)

character - Lawrence Fletcher / Lawrence-2 (voice)

character - Lawrence Fletcher (voice)

character - Zombie Dog (voice)

character - Lawrence Fletcher (voice)

character - Mrs. Froy

character - Himself - Host

character - Lawrence Fletcher (voice)

character - The Childcatcher (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)

character - Himself

character - Anander

character - Self

character - Prince Kasim

character - Lord Vladimere Hellsubus

character - Xilus

character - Archie

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Pierre Le Pieu

character - Mr. Hand

character - Damien

character - Self

character - The Ink Thief

character - Dr. Phibes

character - Himself

character - Himself - Host

character - James

character - Self

character - Lord Hampton

character - Gulnar

character - Partridge, the Surly Servant

character - Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice)

character - Self

character - Fico

character - The Man

character - John Dee

character - Self

character - Reporter

character - Dave Head

character - Riff Raff

character - Party Guest