character - Rufus

character - Wilt

character - Thomas Lynde

character - Bruneau Postal Worker

character - Jefferson

character - Reporter #2

character - Captain Messina

character - Self

character - Ronald

character - Mack Allen

character - Kev

character - Paul Lalone

character - Sergeant Adams

character - Support Group Guy

character - Cop #1

character - Mr. Franklin

character - Beaver Dad (voice)

character - Mr. Kryngle / Old Santa

character - Baxter Bevel (voice)

character - Last Applicant

character - Store Manager

character - Groundskeeper

character - Baxter (voice)

character - Landlord

character - Rachael's Dad

character - Wally Pitoniak

character - Buzz (voice)

character - Large Cop

character - Nino Gaggi

character - Mr. MacKenzie (voice) (uncredited)

character - Martin Crane

character - Red Morris

character - Sweet Lou

character - Rousch

character - Zephir

character - Detective

character - Baxter Bevel (voice)

character - Mr. Bevel (voice)

character - Roundup Announcer (voice)

character - Baxter Bevel / Announcer (voice)

character - Baxter Bevel / TV Announcer (voice)

character - Giant (voice)

character - Officer Ricci

character - Head Custodian

character - Cab Driver

character - Constable Klang / Ringmaster (voice)

character - Pete

character - Frank

character - 'Numbers' Moran

character - Airport Cop

character - Panty Bandit

character - Airport Tractor Driver

character - Babe Hines

character - Danny

character - Sharpshooter

character - Lloyd P. Nash

character - Sergeant Murphy / Bruno Bear (voice)

character - Hoffman

character - Jake Lipner

character - Bartender

character - Storeowner

character - Man with Writ

character - Zephir (voice)

character - Fred

character - Man #2 (segment "I'll Die Loving")

character - Patrolman #2