character - Self

character - Performer 6

character - Louie

character - Tony

character - Himself

character - Bowling Alley Employee

character - Precinct Officer

character - Pancake Eating Pedophile

character - Vericom Crew Chief

character - Principal Doug Miner

character - Dr. Pentola

character - Chef Slava

character - Chef Tuscano

character - Water Delivery Man

character - Willy

character - Angry Coffee Drinker

character - Mike

character - Freaky Lou

character - Tony (voice)

character - David Mandel

character - Sal

character - Bus Driver

character - Broken Saddle Bouncer

character - Jamie

character - Clicky

character - Herb, The Choir Director