character - Mike

character - Custodian 1

character - Judge Parker

character - Goat Farmer

character - Grabowski (archive footage)

character - Robber

character - Mike (archive footage)

character - Danvers (archive footage)

character - David

character - Bartender

character - Bartender

character - Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)

character - The Bartender

character - Bartender

character - First Producer

character - Bartender

character - Bill

character - Bartender

character - Phinnias

character - Tony

character - Bar Patron

character - Mike

character - Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)

character - Jim

character - General Randall

character - John in Bar

character - Danvers

character - Sheriff Bates

character - Mr. Richards

character - Charity Santa

character - Johnson

character - Steve

character - Santa

character - Grismer

character - Grabowski

character - Sidewalk Santa

character - Herbert

character - Carmichael

character - Jones

character - Hartford

character - Griswald

character - Mark

character - Benny

character - Butler

character - Bill Buxley

character - Mr. Turnbull

character - SGT Ben Peterson

character - Dr. Steven

character - Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)

character - Captain Smalls

character - Millard 'Duck' Davis

character - Amir

character - Professor Roger Franklin

character - Chief Engineer Daniels

character - Otis

character - Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)

character - Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)

character - Adam

character - Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)

character - Inspector Hinds

character - Clancey

character - Balthasar

character - Deputy Miller

character - Bar Patron

character - T-Bird Owner

character - Captain Dern