character - Self

character - Announcer

character - Phil Scharf

character - Sidney Hawes

character - Self

character - Mr. Stoner

character - Savage

character - Capt. 'Danny' Eliot

character - Tex Henry

character - Ephraim Strong

character - Harry von Zell

character - Self

character - Mr. Morrison (uncredited)

character - Harry Von Zell

character - Jeff Cooper

character - Zack Humber

character - Self

character - Joe Snyder

character - Harry von Zell

character - Carter

character - Harry Von Zell

character - Hasim - the Fake Swami

character - Scuffy

character - Harry

character - Ben

character - Narrator

character - Himself