character - Lemmy

character - Ron Leiber

character - Adam Shapiro

character - Alfredo

character - George S. Kaufman

character - Mr. Shapiro

character - Masked Gunman

character - Marvin

character - Andrew

character - Jonathan Knight

character - Justin (uncredited)

character - Jimmy

character - Hank

character - M. Donovan

character - Paulie The Waiter

character - Harawitz

character - Miles

character - Jayhawk

character - Avie Tevanian

character - Bob Techtronics

character - Dr. Metzger

character - Rabbi

character - Trent

character - Additional Characters (voice)

character - Mario Goldsmith

character - Cody Roberts

character - Bo

character - Max

character - Jack's Pick-Pocket Victim

character - Art Teacher

character - Dennis / Spaceface

character - Evan

character - Phil Dayflower

character - Jesse Tyler

character - Smitty

character - Steve

character - Coal Elf #1 (voice)

character - Myron

character - Scott

character - Mona's Interviewee

character - Attendant

character - Kenneth Morton

character - Wedding Photographer

character - Pete

character - Carl Pitz

character - (voice)

character - Worker

character - Himself

character - Sugarman

character - The Bridegroom