character - Moominpappa (voice)

character - Sairaanhoitaja

character - Esko Ahvonen

character - Gösta Lundsten

character - Lanttulonkero-mies

character - Voiceover (voice)

character - Eino Viheriävaara

character - Veli

character - Sakke

character - Santtu Luoto

character - Esa

character - Teukka

character - Mikko

character - Touko Reiman

character - Kolin Martikainen

character - Luutnantti Grönvall

character - Seppo Sorjonen

character - Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator

character - Peni Turhapuro

character - Alikersantti Hönö

character - Seppo Sorjonen

character - Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri

character - Gas Station Thug

character - Vesa Rajala

character - Mikael

character - Tony

character - Alikersantti Sulonen

character - Hapa

character - Punapää

character - Alpo "Allu" Korva