character - Rex the Zoomer Driver

character - Gus

character - Officer Reyes

character - Nurse Michael

character - Waiter

character - Person #2

character - Valkyrie

character - Himself

character - Michelle

character - Orgy Kid / Numchucks

character - Maxine

character - Glamour Shots Photographer

character - Klaus De La Pena

character - Lunch Lady

character - Popular Music

character - Ms. Reichenback / Robber

character - Mr. Miller's Brother

character - Andrew Stevens

character - Jordan The Male Nurse

character - Lee Harvey Oswald

character - Billy / Psychologist

character - Alex Van Halen

character - Dionne Warwick

character - Parrothead Dancer

character - Acting Student #1