character - Narrator

character - Miles Davis

character - Tighmon

character - Security Guard

character - Mayor Mellow (voice)

character - Princess Pony Ape Hands (voice)

character - Deacon Jake

character - Mr. Thursty (voice)

character - Gatling / Ogun (voice)

character - Cop #2 (as Kedar)

character - Mr. Kidswatter (voice)

character - McLaughlin's aide

character - Dr. Dale Bishop (as Kedar)

character - Harvey Harcort

character - Victor Guillory

character - Reverend

character - Darian

character - Witness

character - James Randolph

character - Axel

character - Jay

character - Mr. Samovar

character - Warm-Up Guy

character - Al

character - Tough Teen

character - Cameraman

character - Defense Attorney

character - Tom Abbot

character - Vince