character - Cop

character - Mental Patient

character - Self

character - Carmine

character - Phone Guy

character - Nuclear Father / Motorcycle Cop (voice)

character - Cop #2

character - Attorney

character - Cop #1

character - Pat Buckles

character - Rudy

character - Stagehand

character - Chip Hendrix

character - Junkie ("Municipalians")

character - Firing Range Technician / Catskil