character - Cold Open Scientist #1

character - Ron (voice)

character - Bob Devore

character - The High Priest

character - Cultist

character - General Negligence

character - Arman Driver

character - Opthomologist

character - Bartender

character - Group Leader

character - Barry

character - Self

character - Richard / Flying Pig (voice)

character - Narrator

character - Ron

character - Chuck

character - Tourist

character - Ron Lynch

character - Ron (voice)

character - Funtime Exec (voice)

character - Mr. Arbor

character - Award Show Announcer (voice)

character - Man in Fitness Infomercial

character - MIDI Announcer (voice)

character - Musky Tusk Announcer (voice)

character - Dr. Lynch

character - Doctor

character - Anorexia Counsellor (voice)

character - City Council Member (voice)

character - Ronald Lynch (voice)

character - Stranger

character - Ron (voice)

character - Felix Foob

character - Lance Corporal Judge

character - Hot Dog

character - Abraham Lincoln