character - Terry Bates (voice)

character - Crisp's Henchman (voice)

character - World's Largest Candle Salesman (voice)

character - Agent (voice)

character - Dr. Heisler / Terry (voice)

character - Terry Bates / Skinny Man (voice)

character - Terry Bates / Mr. Madsen / Michael (voice)

character - Jock #2 / Sanders / Pig Head (voice)

character - Contestant / Terry Bates (voice)

character - Terry Bates / Researcher (voice)

character - Terry Bates / Ticket Guy / Valet (voice)

character - Frank / Terry Bates (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Nick (voice)

character - Chuck White / Terry Bates (voice)

character - Terry Bates / Cashier (voice)

character - Jesus (voice)

character - Science Teacher (voice)

character - Jerry (voice)

character - Teddy (voice)

character - Chuck White / Terry Bates as Mani (voice)

character - Second Worker (voice)

character - Terry Bates / Sanders (voice)

character - Terry Bates / Chuck White (voice)

character - Man in Mall (voice)

character - The Bear Man (voice)

character - Sanders (voice)

character - Scoliosis Doctor (voice)

character - CIA Scientist (voice)

character - Various Characters (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Michael Barber / Gambler (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Buff Guy (voice)

character - Ben Franklin Bear (voice)

character - Smurf #2 (voice)

character - Green Monster (voice)