character - Narrator

character - Danielle

character - Alberta

character - Octavia Hemlock

character - Suzie Jacobs

character - Barbara

character - Natalie

character - Nurse / Lady Montague

character - Karen

character - Cormorant/Swan (voice)

character - Jessica Tarnick

character - Sable

character - Myrta

character - Ludmila

character - Davina Stewart

character - Pauline

character - Vicky

character - Olga

character - Foon Van Hoff

character - Foon Van Hoff

character - Annie

character - Fat Fairy

character - Fanny Squeers

character - Miss Kingsley

character - Fred's Maid

character - Sandra

character - Marian

character - Delilah

character - Anna Santarosa

character - Gemma Platt

character - Stacey