character - Sam

character - Dad Montgomery

character - (voice)

character - Sixpack (voice)

character - Lou (voice)

character - Lou / Landlords (voice)

character - Lou (voice)

character - Self

character - Harry

character - Maurice

character - Mr. Melvin

character - Self

character - Bruno Horgan / Melter (voice)

character - Phil Dapatone

character - Control Room Guy / Bus Passenger

character - Himself

character - Mr. Nabbers (voice)

character - Larry

character - Walt

character - Durante

character - Santa Claus

character - Angry Traveler

character - ​(voice)

character - Sherm (voice)

character - Wheelchair Don

character - Himself

character - Arnie

character - Himself

character - Mr. Swann

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - BK

character - Tony the Deli Guy

character - Leo Sporm

character - Eddie

character - Eddie

character - Self

character - Self

character - Postman

character - Self

character - Older Man

character - Hoarder Guy (voice)

character - Barney

character - Approximo

character - Joe Hollywood

character - Lou

character - Crazy Randy

character - Reggie (voice)

character - Martin

character - Sherm (voice)

character - Al

character - Crazy Schmidt

character - Eddie

character - Shady Mobster

character - Continental Congress Heckler/Man in audience at Press Conference

character - Police Officer (voice)

character - Eddie

character - Reginald

character - Eddie Pepitone

character - Tim

character - Phil Lounsberry

character - Tony

character - Operator

character - Govennah

character - Archer

character - Animal Control Officer

character - Court Deputy

character - Counterman

character - Homeless Nick

character - Rob

character - Dying Patient - Bernie Zucker

character - Terry - Strung-Out Junkie (as Ed Pepitone)

character - Pastor Bobby

character - Rabbi