character - Narrator (voice)

character - Narrator

character - Himself

character - Gastric

character - Himself (Narrator)

character - Himself

character - Eric Lofthouse

character - Self - Participant

character - Sergeant Brown

character - Tommy Skinner

character - Self

character - Geoff

character - Andrew

character - Les / Lesley

character - Self

character - Dave Miller

character - Paul King

character - Derek

character - Ian

character - McArdle

character - McArdle

character - DCI Duggan

character - DCI Colin Duggan

character - Mike Fiddler

character - Mr. Mulcaster

character - Mr. McCarten

character - Reg

character - Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

character - Bertie Masson

character - Self

character - Mr Grimes

character - Dalton

character - Mr. Nightingale Sr.

character - Malcolm Cromer

character - Jacob Collins

character - Eric

character - Foxy

character - Mr Lang

character - Sandy

character - Ronnie Goodall

character - Grandad

character - Dick

character - Cedric Shanks

character - Dave

character - Reg Toomer

character - Tramp

character - Syd Lemon

character - Father

character - Ken Gardiner

character - Dennis

character - Riff Raff

character - Dennis Patterson

character - 'Dirty' Charlie Hoggy

character - George

character - Phil

character - Phil