character - Mr Boddington

character - TV Football Commentator (voice)

character - Galloway

character - Mr. Richards

character - Tommy Kerans

character - Additonal Voices (voice)

character - Mr. Munrow

character - Tanglefoot / Mr. Guard / Siberian Tiger (voice)

character - Ader Haddack

character - Deputy Features Editor

character - Reginald Lannister

character - Michael

character - Albert Walmsley

character - Swan #1 (voice)

character - Voice

character - Paddy's Father

character - Supermarket manager

character - Reporter