character - Self

character - Victor

character - Lee

character - Uniformed Mercenary

character - Cooper

character - Ross Hardison

character - Adam Clark

character - Munson

character - Randy Oaks

character - The Fire Marshall / Forearmageddon (voice)

character - Self

character - Coach Spinello

character - Grady

character - Armed Terrorist Tucker

character - Doug Normous

character - Simms

character - Vice Principal Sludge

character - Slade

character - Chet

character - Deputy Slad

character - Jason Bumgarner

character - Sergeant Tuers

character - Turbo

character - Carl

character - Ludwig

character - the Doorman

character - The Captain

character - Soldier

character - Steele Manheim

character - Hans Saxer

character - Fist

character - Sweeney Brother

character - Hawk

character - Yuri Volkoff

character - Krause