character - Bordeaux

character - Chip Baker

character - Chuck Donelan

character - William Forsythe

character - Stegman

character - Professor Tocchini

character - Professor Tocchinni

character - Horace

character - Sheriff Ray Royce

character - Donald

character - Terry

character - Mr. Tulip

character - self

character - Man asked about Waterloo

character - David Wellman

character - O'Grady

character - Detective O'Grady

character - Detective John Loach

character - Mr. Barnheiser

character - Jason

character - Principal Kling

character - Mitch Kaplan

character - Henry

character - Dan

character - Duct Tape Salesman

character - Tim

character - The Therapist

character - Scientist

character - Nick Stavros

character - Dennis Gennaro

character - Security Agent

character - Papa (voice)

character - Gregor Hobart

character - Resident Jogger

character - Police Helicopter Pilot

character - Larry/Superdad (voice)

character - Policeman (voice)

character - Hair Dresser

character - Dennis

character - Kevin

character - Joe

character - Deputy Chad Broxford

character - Warren Wingspan (voice)

character - Jason