character - Rutherford B. Hayes

character - Kidnapper

character - Principal Vegas

character - Melvin

character - Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall

character - Humpy / Baker / Brother

character - Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

character - Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)

character - Detail Supervisor

character - Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)

character - Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)

character - Bus Driver

character - Nervous Guy

character - Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

character - Shorty

character - Hockey Fan

character - Paul

character - Venetta

character - Man

character - Mike Milken

character - Party Guest

character - Man on Bus

character - Plugsy (voice)

character - Major Asshole

character - Security Guard