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character - Self - Host

character - Self

character - Dissenting Voice on Recording (voice) (uncredited)

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character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Host / Pizza Poppa

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character - Soap Opera Actor on TV Screen (archive footage)

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character - Steve

character - Demon (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Chef (voice)

character - Self

character - Narrator

character - Himself

character - Self

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character - John Griffin

character - Self - Actor

character - Chili Youngfield

character - Self

character - King Edmund (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Charles

character - Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams

character - Self

character - Self

character - Santa

character - Ronald Reagan

character - Ronald Reagan (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams (uncredited)

character - Winkie Gate Keeper

character - Doug Gilchrist

character - Carl Greig (archive footage)

character - Goody

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Rod "Torque" Redline (voice)

character - Sam Axe

character - Self

character - Mayor Shelbourne (voice)

character - McGinley (voice)

character - Muramoto (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - (archive footage)

character - Bruce Campbell

character - Chicken Bittle (voice)

character - Sam Axe

character - Maître D'

character - Chicken Bittle (voice)

character - Fugax (voice)

character - Ashford Simpson

character - Ed Weihenmayer

character - Joe Fasulo

character - Self

character - Coach Boomer

character - William Cole

character - Dr. Ivan Hood

character - Self

character - Self

character - Snooty Usher

character - Magnaminous (voice)

character - Magnanimous (voice)

character - Humane Society Worker (uncredited)

character - Bruce Campbell

character - Soap Opera Actor on TV (uncredited)

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character - Gordon Moore

character - Elvis Presley / Sebastian Haff

character - Ring Announcer

character - Self

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character - Max Liebling (voice)

character - Thompson (voice)

character - Self / Ash

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character - Jack Stiles / Daring Dragoon

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character - Pierce Thomas 'PT' Madison

character - Carl

character - Mick Dourif

character - Hank Cooper

character - Virgil

character - Jeff Erickson

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character - Charles Travis

character - Raffle Winner (uncredited)

character - Autolycus

character - Rob Tapert

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character - Bill Church Jr.

character - Wayne Weinsider

character - Brisco County Jr.

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character - John Loftmore

character - Ray

character - Final Shemp

character - Jack Forrest

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character - Renaldo 'The Heel'

character - Brice

character - Cleveland Smith

character - Ash

character - Jack Stryker

character - Joel Benson

character - Helping Hand

character - Bruce

character - Maury

character - The Hunter

character - Kreon

character - Ernie