character - Gary

character - Abe Loman

character - Mr. Punch (voice)

character - Grover

character - Doctor Drew

character - Pigster

character - Himself

character - Man in Car

character - Dick Cheney

character - Himself

character - Feral Cannibal

character - Begging Man

character - Zombie

character - Comic Store Patron

character - Eddie

character - Dr. Nathaniel Millmen

character - The Gingerdead Man Mouth

character - Cookie

character - Skid Mark

character - Richard Hoagland

character - Jim Zimmerman

character - Mikey

character - Freddy the Holy Hobo

character - Wally

character - Zombie Santa

character - Medical Intern

character - Demon Lord

character - Zit

character - Clover

character - Agent Wm. Chapman / Det. Fulci

character - Pickaxe Pete

character - Matthew / Nancy Ray Smiggen

character - The Peeper

character - Termination Center Technician

character - The Son

character - Romaine Henry

character - Chutney

character - Group Leader Greg

character - Wallace