character - Daisy

character - Self

character - Photographer

character - Manx

character - Alien Boss (voice)

character - Deke

character - Bert

character - Jed Turner

character - Max Assassin

character - Inbred Jed

character - Trace McNeil

character - Pretty Boy

character - Judge Carlyle

character - Stork

character - Stranger

character - Pretty Boy

character - Agent Ralph Mahoney

character - Mad Rapper

character - Sheriff Winston (voice)

character - Gordon

character - PFC Henning

character - The Mastermind

character - Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh

character - Dr. Lanyon

character - Dee

character - American Jed

character - Slate Guy

character - Det. Ray Garton

character - Sluggo

character - Ronald

character - Burke

character - Thug #2

character - Sergeant Pollard Rodgers

character - Mike

character - Elliot Benson

character - Nightmare Agent

character - Nikolas

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Si

character - Smiley

character - J.J.

character - Bald Thug

character - Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

character - Inbred Jed

character - Monster 1

character - Louie

character - Julio

character - Futuristic Driller

character - Freddy Palmer

character - Professor Blaisdale

character - Paul

character - Harry

character - Wang Hung Lo

character - Party Guest

character - Caller

character - Brimstone

character - Dave

character - Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe

character - Angelo

character - Museum Curator

character - Pvt. Phillips

character - Cabbie

character - Homeless Man

character - Zombie

character - Dr. Izar

character - Dickie Crookerds

character - Logos

character - Daisy